Hey ladies so I want to start something I call Talkative Tuesday. We are going to reserve Tuesday to just talk about the random things. It doesn't have to be important or serious, and it will be a time to just let go of the fog that our brains are holding on too from the weekend. Mondays are usually overloaded and so not only do we hold on to things that happened over the weekend but we add an additional load of crap when you stir Monday into the mix. This is our space and designated day to release the funny, boring, corny, klutzy, or simple random moments...
So I completely busted my ass last night. True story I ate the concrete (inserts tremendous laughter). Being the 4"11 plus size super mom that I am my super powers were a no go last night. I decided I was going to carry all the bags into the house while holding a cup of sweet tea and wearing sandals knowing I would have to do a little hop skip movement to get up the walk way to my front door. Gravity definitely was not on my side because for whatever reason my leg did not come all the way up like it should have and as soon as I felt my foot touch that concrete step I knew it was over from that point. Down went Frazier! I braced my hands because I did not want to knock my teeth out and I just let it happen because there was no stopping that fall. The bags were stuck on my arms and were heavy and didn't help. My daughter was to the right of me laughing her ass off and my son of course was like, "moma, moma, are you okay?" My tea flew one direction and my keys the other. I got up and laughed but then I instantly set back on the step and grasp my reality and started laughing even harder. My daughter kept screaming in laughter saying it look like I was doing push ups and she just had to demonstrate (rolls eyes). The instant flow of blood from the inside of my knee let me know it was going to be swollen for a few days but kept telling my kids I was alright. Thing is that fall must have knocked the hell out of me because like a baby I just wanted to take a bath and go to sleep, I couldn't even eat. Fast forward to this morning, I discovered at my age my body is no longer fall proof. My everything hurts and I couldn't do anything but stand in my closet and laugh at the amount of pain that I am in. My shoulder...hurts, my stomach...hurts, my side...hurts, my Achilles...hurts, and my damn knee HURTS! So I guess I will open this bag of Mr. Teals Epsom Salt that I randomly bought two days ago because it happened to be on sale. God knew that I was going to need it even when I didn't lol. If nothing else hopefully I made you laugh today. Don't forget to respond, give feedback, or simply show up next week for Talkative Tuesday.
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